Alright, guys. My brother brought home Vodka. When I got home from work tonight, I hadn't eaten anything... but I had the equivalent of a full glass of 80 proof absolut. It was a very interesting experience, and I won't go into much detail, other than I most definitely was laying on the bathroom floor for a couple of hours. I believe I finished drinking by midnight, fumbled around for a while, and then recovered from my... uh, floor laying at about 2:30. I layed in bed for a while, and at 6 I was sober enough to go around the house and make sure I didn't screw anything else up.
It is now 6:40. I came to my computer and discovered this.
pls dont tell my parents